(Deep radio/tv/movie preview guy voice) “Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…”(insert sinister music here)

“HE’S BACK!!!”

The evil, stray rooster! You know the one, he’s the guy who has somehow done away with Wolfie the neighbor’s german shepherd. (That’s the word on the farm, anyway.) The one that keeps raccoons at bay. The one that hides out under the gazebo until just the perfect moment to STRIKE!
So be on the lookout if you come up the road… you could be his next victim.